The Lawyer Jokes Game

The Lawyer Game

If you play the lawyer game, you will have to select a law firm to work for.
Law FirmYearly IncomeHow insane this
firm is
Winston and Strawn Entire Review 160000very
Winston and Strawn  Jobs and Employment160000very
Winston and Strawn  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000very
White and Case Entire Review 210000extremely
White and Case  White Collar Litigation Defense210000extremely
White and Case  Environmental Work210000extremely
White and Case  Pro Boner210000extremely
White and Case  Associate Work210000extremely
White and Case  Ratings Rankings Reviews210000extremely
Weil, Gotshal and Manges Entire Review 180000extremely
Weil, Gotshal and Manges  Trusts and Estates Law180000extremely
Weil, Gotshal and Manges  Corporate Law180000extremely
Weil, Gotshal and Manges  Bankruptcy Law180000extremely
Weil, Gotshal and Manges  Employment180000extremely
Weil, Gotshal and Manges  Ratings Reviews Rankings180000extremely
Vinson and Elkins Entire Review 160000very
Vinson and Elkins  Jobs and Employment160000very
Vinson and Elkins  Litigation and Civil Lawsuits160000very
Vinson and Elkins  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000very
Sullivan and Cromwell Entire Review 210000extremely
Sullivan and Cromwell  Jobs and Employment210000extremely
Sullivan and Cromwell  Ratings Reviews Ranking210000extremely
Sonnenschein Nath and Rosenthal Entire Review 160000highly
Sonnenschein Nath and Rosenthal  Jobs and Employment160000highly
Sonnenschein Nath and Rosenthal  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000highly
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom Entire Review 210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Internet Ecommerce Law210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Gaming Law210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Environmental Law210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Corporate Law210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Litigation and Lawsuits210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Pro Boner210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Jobs and Employment210000extremely
Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher and Flom  Ratings Rankings Reviews210000extremely
Simpson Thacher and Bartlett Entire Review 210000highly
Simpson Thacher and Bartlett  Jobs and Employment210000highly
Simpson Thacher and Bartlett  Ratings Reviews Ranking210000highly
Sidley Austin Entire Review 160000very
Sidley Austin  Pro Boner160000very
Sidley Austin  Litigation and Lawsuits160000very
Sidley Austin  Corporate Securities Law160000very
Sidley Austin  Jobs and Employment160000very
Sidley Austin  Ratings Rankings Reviews160000very
Shearman and Sterling Entire Review 200000extremely
Shearman and Sterling  Pro Boner200000extremely
Shearman and Sterling  Legal Law Practice200000extremely
Shearman and Sterling  Associate Life and Diversity200000extremely
Shearman and Sterling  Ratings Rankings Reviews200000extremely
Paul, Hastings, Janofsky and Walker Entire Review 180000highly
Paul, Hastings, Janofsky and Walker  Jobs and Employment180000highly
Paul, Hastings, Janofsky and Walker  Ratings Reviews Ranking180000highly
OMelveny and Myers Entire Review 180000highly
OMelveny and Myers  Jobs and Employment180000highly
OMelveny and Myers  Corporate Law180000highly
OMelveny and Myers  Ratings Reviews Ranking180000highly
Morrison and Foerster Entire Review 180000highly
Morrison and Foerster  Legal Practice180000highly
Morrison and Foerster  Pro Boner and Associate Life180000highly
Morrison and Foerster  Ratings Reviews Rankings180000highly
Morgan, Lewis and Bockius Entire Review 160000very
Morgan, Lewis and Bockius  China Law160000very
Morgan, Lewis and Bockius  General Legal Practice160000very
Morgan, Lewis and Bockius  Pro Boner160000very
Morgan, Lewis and Bockius  Ratings Rankings Reviews160000very
McDermott, Will and Emery Entire Review 160000highly
McDermott, Will and Emery  Employment Jobs Associate Life160000highly
McDermott, Will and Emery  Ratings Reviews Rankings160000highly
Mayer Brown Rowe and Maw Entire Review 160000extremely
Mayer Brown Rowe and Maw  Jobs and Employment160000extremely
Mayer Brown Rowe and Maw  Litigation and Class Action Lawsuits160000extremely
Mayer Brown Rowe and Maw  Ratings Rankings Reviews160000extremely
Latham and Watkins Entire Review 210000extremely
Latham and Watkins  Pro Boner210000extremely
Latham and Watkins  Associate Work210000extremely
Latham and Watkins  Ratings Rankings Reviews210000extremely
Latham and Watkins  Government Lobbying210000extremely
Latham and Watkins  Litigation and Lawsuits210000extremely
Kirkland and Ellis Entire Review 160000highly
Kirkland and Ellis  Litigation and Lawsuits160000highly
Kirkland and Ellis  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000highly
Jones, Day, Reavis and Pogue Entire Review 180000highly
Jones, Day, Reavis and Pogue  Litigation180000highly
Jones, Day, Reavis and Pogue  White Collar Crime Law180000highly
Jones, Day, Reavis and Pogue  Corporate Law180000highly
Jones, Day, Reavis and Pogue  Pro Boner180000highly
Jones, Day, Reavis and Pogue  Jobs and Employment180000highly
Jones, Day, Reavis and Pogue  Ratings Rankings Reviews180000highly
Holland and Knight Entire Review 160000very
Holland and Knight  Labor Employment Law160000very
Holland and Knight  Indian Law160000very
Holland and Knight  Government Lobbying160000very
Holland and Knight  Hospitality and Gaming Law160000very
Holland and Knight  Liquor Law160000very
Holland and Knight  Aviation Law160000very
Holland and Knight  Ratings Rankings Reviews160000very
Hogan and Hartson Entire Review 160000very
Hogan and Hartson  Corporate Law160000very
Hogan and Hartson  Hiring Jobs and Associate Life160000very
Hogan and Hartson  Legal Work160000very
Hogan and Hartson  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000very
Greenburg Traurig Entire Review 160000highly
Greenburg Traurig  Litigation and Lawsuits160000highly
Greenburg Traurig  Jobs and Hiring160000highly
Greenburg Traurig  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000highly
Gibson Dunn and Crutcher Entire Review 180000extremely
Gibson Dunn and Crutcher  Ratings Reviews Ranking180000extremely
Fulbright and Jaworski Entire Review 160000highly
Fulbright and Jaworski  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000highly
Foley and Lardner Entire Review 160000highly
Foley and Lardner  Legal Practice160000highly
Foley and Lardner  Jobs and Employment160000highly
Foley and Lardner  Pro Boner160000highly
Foley and Lardner  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000highly
Dechert Entire Review 160000highly
Dechert  Jobs and Employment160000highly
Dechert  Ratings Reviews Ranking160000highly
Debevoise and Plimpton Entire Review 210000very
Debevoise and Plimpton  Jobs and Employment210000very
Debevoise and Plimpton  Ratings Reviews Ranking210000very
Cleary Gottlieb Steen and Hamilton Entire Review 180000extremely
Cleary Gottlieb Steen and Hamilton  Jobs Hiring Employment180000extremely
Cleary Gottlieb Steen and Hamilton  Pro Boner180000extremely
Cleary Gottlieb Steen and Hamilton  Ratings Reviews Ranking180000extremely
Baker and McKenzie Entire Review 180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Pro Boner180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Profile180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Employment and Jobs180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Ratings, Reviews, Rankings, Reputation180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Tax Law180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Healthcare Legal Practice180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Employment Law180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Environmental Law180000highly
Baker and McKenzie  Litigation Legal Work180000highly
Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer and Feld Entire Review 180000very
Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer and Feld  Legal Practice180000very
Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer and Feld  Hiring and Employment180000very
Akin, Gump, Strauss, Hauer and Feld  Ratings Reviews Rankings180000very
Top Lawyers
Top ScorerSanityLaw SchoolLaw Firm
crw559University of Virginia Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: Competition
Doug512University of Texas Austin Law SchoolSidley Austin
What dislikes about legal practice: I dont care, i just clicked random buttons
Tuggles487George Washington University Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: Nada
Jay471Vanderbilt Law SchoolWinston and Strawn
What dislikes about legal practice: i friggin got boom boom ownt ownt raped that shit
MJS468George Washington University Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: too many hours
Haywood Jablomi468Vanderbilt Law SchoolWinston and Strawn
What dislikes about legal practice: meh, William Kunstler seemed OK
Brad462Emory Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: Law School is for losers
tigergirl986456USC Gould School of LawWinston and Strawn
What dislikes about legal practice: i think its sounds borin!!
Chris412Vanderbilt Law SchoolFoley and Lardner
What dislikes about legal practice: Sux it!!!!
Gaiaquasar412Cornell Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: Office Politics


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