The Lawyer Jokes Game

The Lawyer Game

Lawyer Jokes Game:

This is a game where you play the part of a student who unwittingly goes to law school and graduates heavily in debt, only realizing after graduation how horrible and grossly disgusting the practice of law is.

You start out with a certain amount of debt and "sanity points". The goal of the game is to earn enough money to get yourself out of debt and leave the practice of law before you run out of sanity points.

Each turn you play the game, however, you are practicing law and lose some sanity points. You can reduce your loss of sanity points by being insolent, but if you are too insolent you will be fired before you have paid your financial debts. To begin, decide which law school you wish to attend:

Law School (click on one to play)3 year costHow insane
this school is
Yale Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation180000extremely
Yale Law School  Admissions and Graduate Salaries180000extremely
Yale Law School  Courses and Curriculum180000extremely
Vanderbilt Law School Entire Review 150000very
Vanderbilt Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000very
Vanderbilt Law School  Admissions Graduates Employment150000very
USC Gould School of Law Entire Review 150000very
USC Gould School of Law  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000very
USC Gould School of Law  Admissions Graduation Employment150000very
University of Virginia Law School Entire Review 150000very
University of Virginia Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000very
University of Virginia Law School  Admissions Graduates Employment150000very
University of Texas Austin Law School Entire Review 150000very
University of Texas Austin Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000very
University of Texas Austin Law School  Admissions Graduates150000very
University of Pennsylvania Law School Entire Review 170000highly
University of Pennsylvania Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation170000highly
University of Pennsylvania Law School  Graduates Jobs and Admissions170000highly
University of Minnesota Law School Entire Review 150000highly
University of Minnesota Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000highly
University of Minnesota Law School  Admissions Graduates Employment150000highly
University of Michigan Law School Entire Review 150000very
University of Michigan Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000very
University of Michigan Law School  Admissions and Graduates150000very
University of Chicago Law School Entire Review 160000highly
University of Chicago Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation160000highly
University of Chicago Law School  Jobs and Alumni160000highly
University of Chicago Law School  Application and Admissions160000highly
UCLA Law School Entire Review 160000highly
UCLA Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation160000highly
UCLA Law School  Admissions Graduates Jobs160000highly
Stanford Law School Entire Review 180000extremely
Stanford Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation180000extremely
Stanford Law School  Admissions & Graduates180000extremely
New York University School of Law Entire Review 180000extremely
New York University School of Law  Ratings Rankings Reputation180000extremely
New York University School of Law  Application and Admission180000extremely
New York University School of Law  Graduates and Salaries180000extremely
Harvard Law School Entire Review 190000extremely
Harvard Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation190000extremely
Harvard Law School  Courses and Curriculum190000extremely
Harvard Law School  Student Life190000extremely
Harvard Law School  Pro Boner190000extremely
Harvard Law School  Admissions & Graduate Salaries190000extremely
George Washington University Law School Entire Review 170000very
George Washington University Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation170000very
George Washington University Law School  Admissions Graduates Employment170000very
Emory Law School Entire Review 150000highly
Emory Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000highly
Emory Law School  Admissions Graduates Employment150000highly
Duke Law School Entire Review 160000highly
Duke Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation160000highly
Duke Law School  Admissions Graduates Jobs160000highly
Cornell Law School Entire Review 160000highly
Cornell Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation160000highly
Cornell Law School  Admissions and Graduates Employment160000highly
Columbia Law School Entire Review 200000extremely
Columbia Law School  Admissions & Application200000extremely
Columbia Law School  Jobs Salaries Graduates200000extremely
Columbia Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation200000extremely
Boston University Law School Entire Review 170000highly
Boston University Law School  Ratings Rankings Reputation170000highly
Boston University Law School  Admissions Graduates Employment170000highly
Boalt Hall Law School Berkeley Entire Review 150000extremely
Boalt Hall Law School Berkeley  Ratings Rankings Reputation150000extremely
Boalt Hall Law School Berkeley  Admissions and Jobs150000extremely
Top Lawyers
Top ScorerSanityLaw SchoolLaw Firm
Lrd Nevare575University of Texas Austin Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: I hate the whole darn principl
crw559University of Virginia Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: Competition
Blackzmyth515Vanderbilt Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: I mean, really broken
Blackzmyth515Vanderbilt Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: think about it
Blackzmyth515Vanderbilt Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: Oh btw this is broken.
Blackzmyth515Vanderbilt Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: umm...yay?
Doug512University of Texas Austin Law SchoolSidley Austin
What dislikes about legal practice: I dont care, i just clicked ra
Geoff500University of Pennsylvania Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: your lovely programming cannot parse an apostrophe
Tuggles487George Washington University Law SchoolDebevoise and Plimpton
What dislikes about legal practice: Nada
Jay471Vanderbilt Law SchoolWinston and Strawn
What dislikes about legal practice: i friggin got boom boom ownt o


Comments on the game? Click here.